are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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