but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize