do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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