Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I need you to use more vowels.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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