Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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