if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
So is that a yes?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS