Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
