waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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