She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
handjob tips. give me some.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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