With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize
