xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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