Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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