whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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