Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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