no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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