what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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