Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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