is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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