there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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