On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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