what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You ruined the universe
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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