Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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