apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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