Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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