thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
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You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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