Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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