I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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