Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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