Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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