i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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