He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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