I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i think my cat just said my name.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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