So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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