After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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