Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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