I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Oh Jesus.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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