Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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