Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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