she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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