And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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