i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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