If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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