You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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