You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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