I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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