He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Can I color on your dick again?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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