He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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