$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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Have fun and good luck.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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