i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just forgot I was standing up.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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