You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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