took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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