i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just had sex on a roof
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
how does that bad decision feel?
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