Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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