I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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